The Six Types of Guys I’ve Dated
I think most people would agree that your first love will always be special. It’s the first time you experienced the brilliance of love and everything that it entails: passion, distress, completeness, etc., but overall, just love and all that it encompasses. It’s what you strive to find in life, so actually experiencing a deep, impassioned love is almost a privilege. I’ve consistently tried to recreate the feeling, but it’s never worked out. Speaking of which…
After “The First” inevitably comes the rebound. While the rebound was so incredibly cute and had a bigger cock, a good pounding couldn’t cure the damage left by the first, but at least we had a lot of good times in retrospect.
As a self-esteem boost, I dated a twink (as I was fucking four other twinks). It lasted a week, which speaks volumes in terms of the seriousness of it. I never considered it a serious relationship, and actually forgot about it until he brought it up a year later, to which my response was a head nod and, “…okay.”
The Sugar Daddy
After the aforementioned dating experiments, I figured it was time to fulfill my interest in dating a sugar daddy (read: someone with lots of cash on hand). It was nice for maybe six months, but eventually I realized that money equals power and that, instead of being equals, I was becoming dependent on said sugar daddy, which didn’t bode well with me. Thus, I broke up with him.
The Control Freak
Even after dating “The Sugar Daddy,” as a submissive person, I relinquished myself to a guy who made a decent salary, but was insanely possessive. Obviously this didn’t sit well with me.
The “Ethnic” Guy
I eventually got so tired of hearing people saying I’m a racist because I don’t date black guys that I finally dated one. My issue has never been with race, I just don’t like ghetto people in general, which spans all races. So, finally, I dated a black guy to prove a point. That lasted for about three months before we both got bored with each other and parted ways, though we still remain fuck buddies. Since then, I’ve dated a Spaniard and two mixed (African-American and Caucasian) guys.